A nurse was on duty in the emergency room when a young woman
with
purple hair styled into a punk rocker mohawk, sporting a variety
of
tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly
determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was
scheduled
for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the
operating
table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green,
and
above it there was a tattoo that read, 'Keep off the grass.' Once
the
surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the
patient's
dressing, which said, 'Sorry, had to mow the lawn.'

As a new, young MD doing his residency in OB , I was quite
embarrassed when performing female pelvic exams. To cover my
embarrassment, I had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling
softly.
The middle-aged lady upon whom I was performing this exam suddenly
burst
out laughing and further embarrassing me. I looked up from my work
and
sheepishly said, 'I'm sorry. Was I tickling you?' She replied, 'No
doctor, but the song you were whistling was, 'I wish I was an
Oscar
Meyer Wiener.'

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